Daniel Johnson Announced His Intentions
To Run For Presidency In '08

Daniel Johnson Announces Presidential Run In 2008

Already being touted as the "dark horse" in '08, this relatively unknown maverick is expected to take the 2008 republican presidential primary race by storm.
 
Daniel Johnson Announcing Presidential Run July 24th, 2006 - No sooner did Daniel Johnson announce his intentions to make a run for the republican presidential nomination today, the political commentator heavy-weights start speculating.  Already being touted as the "dark horse" in '08 by conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh, Johnson has the political community scratching their heads by  announcing his candidacy so early.  The often controversial Ann Coulter claims this to be an ingenious political move by Johnson who stated that she is putting her support solely behind him.  "He's tough on immigration, tough on wasteful spending, and tough on liberals; how can you not support Johnson for a presidential run?" Coulter commented.

Johnson has already started building the platforms he intends to run on, that is sealing the Mexican border, making the Bush administration tax-cuts permanent, finishing what we started in Iraq by taking the politics out of the war, and bringing "bread and work" back to the American people.  When asked how he would handle the current crisis in the middle east Johnson replied "Look, we're the most powerful nation not only in the world today, but ever in the history of man, and I believe it's about time we start acting like it!  It just simply does not make sense to me how America has allowed it's self to be

terrorized by these stone-age third-world thugs, in fact it should be the other way around!  We have the power in this country to wipe these people off the face of the map on a whim, maybe it's time we start reminding them of this fact.  These half retarded brain-washed Islamic radicals should be thinking to themselves at least a dozen times a day that today could be the day that America's hammer slams down on the Islamic world.  It's them that should be afraid, not us!".  Johnson finished the comment with "Rome didn't allow it's empire to be terrorized by barbarians, if a barbarian group got rowdy and out of line the Roman Empire sent out it's legions to knock it out of them.  If Rome had run their empire like we have been running our country over the last few decades the empire would have fallen in a matter a weeks!"

Johnson was later questioned about his hard-line stance on immigration to which he forcefully replied "The border along Mexico needs to be militarized and a physical fence built, the Mexican government has jumped up and down about this idea stating they would view such a move by the U.S. as hostile.  We all know that the Mexican government has not only failed to enforce their side of the border, but actually encourages their citizens to cross the border illegally.  So I say to Mexico go ahead an take it as a hostile gesture because quite frankly, I'm feeling pretty damn hostile about it."  Johnson finished his answer with "What Mexico is doing to us is no different than if the United States government printed up free pamphlets to be passed out of a step by step "how to" guide on how to successfully rape Mexican women and rob Mexican citizens while they sleep.  The liberal hippies of this country would have you believe that we live in a fairy tale world and everyone's a winner, they want you to believe that it's mean to keep the poor Mexicans out of the country and that we should have an open border.  Perhaps the liberal hippies would like to have a little festival celebrating the uniqueness and special qualities that each illegal alien has, they could call it "You're a special illegal alien awareness week" and then we could all smoke some marijuana and have a big love fest orgy in our hybrid minivans".  Johnson then went on to call "liberal hippies" a plague and that they should be dealt with as such.

 

 

- Written By Redwolf Hesster
  Editor of US Online Poker